Go Girl

Go girl
So you’re a girl and you gotta go pee. Have you ever felt the need to pee like a man? Not sure who conducted the market research for this and decided this was a necessary product, but ladies, “you won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.” Apply this pink thing to your crotch and pee through it like you have a penis.
Go to the website to learn more about the most retarded product I’ve come across in my life.

Will someone remind me what’s wrong with squatting?

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Performance

Haven’t posted in a while so I’m going to make a come back with this video. It’s fitting since I’ve bought 2 bikes in the last 2 weeks and my bike fetish is getting out of control. Will introduce them on chopstickproject soon.

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coffee jello frappucino

under normal circumstances i’m a coffee snob and i don’t usually go to starbucks anymore. but the starbucks in japan had coffee jello frappucino!!! how could i resist? slurpy chunks of coffee flavored jello at the bottom of an overly sweet frappucino. the jello can be slurped through the straw. it’s like a boba tea but just better.

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i heart ramen

that’s one of the reasons i love coming back to japan. ramen everywhere, mostly in my mouth. my favorite broth is the “tonkotsu” kind - its just straight up pork broth. not for vegetarians obviously. the key is to add a little bit of spice - something like kimchi - and well, it just makes it that much better. below are two different bowls of ramen i had during my stay. both are tonkotsu broth which is usually a milky color, flavorful and simply tasty.

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copywriter fun

the copywriter of this sausage package had a little fun with this project. the more shocking part is that it got through all the eyes that surely had a pass at revising it! (un)intentionally highlarious!

prick with a fork
(courtesy of consumerist.com)

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